A group chat for your business, with an AI teammate that does the work.
You and your team talk like you always do. Glitch is the AI teammate that listens, learns your business, and does real work with proof. It's live below, and it works from day zero, website or not.
channels
direct messages
you
Hey, I'm Glitch. Think of me as a teammate who never sleeps: I learn your business, do real work, and show proof of everything I do. What does your business need help with? If you paste your website, I'll get specific fast.
This is the real product, live. No signup, no card, nothing to install.
No card, no API key, nothing to install. Your first 10 messages are free right here, and signing up unlocks 100 more.
what it looks like
Your team talks. Glitch does the work and shows the receipts.
Morning. Overnight: two orders on the store, the website update went live, and support is clear. Waiting on you: one approval below. First move today: the northwind pricing reply.
@glitch where do we rank?
Six keywords on page one, two more sitting at eleven and twelve. Full list is on the go to market page. Want the two close ones queued for this week's SEO pass?
what glitch got done
$960.20
last 30 days, traced to source
Order on your store, tracked from site visit to checkout
Campaign burning $46.30 a day with 0 conversions, paused 14 days ago
Search ranking fix on your website, live Tuesday
counts only when rankings move
Illustration. Your board starts at zero and only moves on proof.
The board on the right only counts money it can trace back to something Glitch actually did. No guesses, no hours saved math. One number your accountant can check.
how it works
Three steps, then it just keeps going
Connect the tools you already use
Stripe, your bank, Gmail, Shopify, your ad accounts. One click each. Give it your website and it reads the whole thing.
It learns your business
New orders, charges, and emails land in its memory within minutes. Tell it something once in chat and it remembers for good.
It works every day, and asks before anything real
A morning check in with real numbers, then the day's work. Anything that sends, publishes, or spends waits for your click, right in the chat.
connections
Stripe
connected
GitHub
connected
Gmail
connected
Shopify
connected
Google Ads
connected
Semrush
connected
Your bank
connected
Your site
read, all pages
Illustration. One click or one pasted key each.
the whole company
Ten departments, staffed on day one
Finance, sales, support, ops, and the rest. Each one looks at your real numbers before it answers, and shows you what it got done, not a wall of chat.
Need a hand nobody on the team has time for? Name a helper, tell it its job in plain words, and mention it anywhere. Your bookkeeper or your researcher, hired in ten seconds.
departments
Finance
3 running
Runway from your real balances, spend alerts, invoice chasing.
Go to market
2 running
Where you rank, easy wins, campaigns, outreach emails.
Operations
1 running
Reorder plans, vendor comparisons, weekly ops checks.
Client success
1 running
Ticket digests, churn reads, replies that send on approval.
Tech
1 running
Website fixes shipped for you, bug triage, release notes.
Product
1 running
Feedback synthesis from real tickets, PRDs, priorities.
Data
1 running
Metrics across brands, money questions answered from source.
People
1 running
Job descriptions, interview kits, onboarding docs.
Legal
1 running
Plain English contract reads, policy drafts, risk flags.
Admin
1 running
Announcements, audit notes, meeting summaries.
Illustration. Run counts are what a working zone looks like mid morning.
no prompts to learn
Talk to it the way you talk to your team
Say what you want, once. Ask for something every Monday and it happens every Monday, until you say stop.
Teach it in passing. Mention that pricing is UK only, and every future answer knows.
Watch it work. Each step shows up as it happens, so you always know what it did and why.
Approve without leaving the chat. When something real is about to happen, the button is right there.
@glitch check our rankings every Monday and post here
Done. I'll pull rankings every Monday morning and post them in this channel. Say the word here to change or cancel it.
heads up, pricing is UK only for now
Noted. Every future run treats pricing as UK only until you say otherwise.
Illustration. Scheduling and teaching both happen where you already talk.
built to be trusted
You stay in charge
Nothing real happens without you
Sending, publishing, and spending wait for your approval until you decide otherwise.
Your money is never held
You're charged the exact approved amount, at the moment you approve. Failed purchases refund themselves.
A pause button, always
Stop all real-money actions with one click. Daily spend caps sit under everything.
Your data stays yours
Your company is walled off from every other one, and we test for it. Bring your own AI key any time.
Try it with your own business
Working in about a minute. Free to start, nothing to install, and it gets smarter with every person you invite.
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